Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
