nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Is it because I queefed?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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