haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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