Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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