I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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