Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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