Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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