On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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