she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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