Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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