did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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