i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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