How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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