is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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