shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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