Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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