Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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