My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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