So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
