Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My pussy is not your playground.
Farmville is her only friend.
Life is so much better after having sex.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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