I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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