I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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