I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize