just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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