i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How external is "for external use only"?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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