Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I need water and some morals
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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