I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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