Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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