apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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