I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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