I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
