It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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