When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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