your thong is hanging out like whoa
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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