Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
