I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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