I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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