yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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