just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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