I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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