O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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