i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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