i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I got inside last night via doggy door
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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