i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
this hospital has no fireball
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
