doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to jail i love you
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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