nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
