I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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