I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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