i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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