Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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