im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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