so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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