she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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