Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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