Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
