Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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