"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just gargled with NyQuil
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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