I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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